Post by clingwrap on Sept 2, 2021 1:43:48 GMT
This is a set of vox recording program logs recovered from a Ultramarines base after a Tyranid assault, complete with transcribed sound effects. Thank you for reading!
Pi II: Prime, Tyranids have flanked us. What should we do? [skittering]
Pi IV: Should we move away from the Tyranids?
Pi Prime: No, we’re sure as hell NOT RETREATING! Open fire!
Pi II: As you command, sir. [sigh]
Pi I: Uh, there were supposed to be trees here, weren’t there?
Pi III: They. Ate. The. Trees. [Expletive].
Pi Prime: All the more reason to KILL THEM! [chainsword starting up]
Pi IV: As second in comman- never mind. [chainsword]
HQ: Squad Pi, please respond.
Pi IV: Pi IV reporting in. [bolter fire]
HQ: Status?
Pi IV: Not good. I’m on top of Speeder 1. It might have uh- exploded. [bolter fire] [scraping]
HQ: How fares the rest of the squad?
Pi IV: Can’t tell. [squish] They’re not responding to vox, and I’m too busy trying not to die. [bolter fire] [chittering]
HQ: Well, you are officially now CO of Squad Pi, then.
Pi IV: CO. [squish] [roar] Nice, can you maybe send some help? [bolter fire]
HQ: Negative.
Pi IV: [clicking] [clattering] Or maybe just some ammo?[chainsword starting up]
PI IV: [tearing] [wet chewing] And a new left hand. [chainsword]
Pi IV: Please. Send. Help. [chainsword] [chittering]
HQ: Negative. However, we send our good will!
Pi IV: I would have thought YOU WOULD HELP! [tearing] [snap] [clattering] [Expletive], that was my last hand! [squish]
PI IV: I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY FEET NOW! [squish] [crumpling]
PI IV: [static]
Pi II: Prime, Tyranids have flanked us. What should we do? [skittering]
Pi IV: Should we move away from the Tyranids?
Pi Prime: No, we’re sure as hell NOT RETREATING! Open fire!
Pi II: As you command, sir. [sigh]
Pi I: Uh, there were supposed to be trees here, weren’t there?
Pi III: They. Ate. The. Trees. [Expletive].
Pi Prime: All the more reason to KILL THEM! [chainsword starting up]
Pi IV: As second in comman- never mind. [chainsword]
HQ: Squad Pi, please respond.
Pi IV: Pi IV reporting in. [bolter fire]
HQ: Status?
Pi IV: Not good. I’m on top of Speeder 1. It might have uh- exploded. [bolter fire] [scraping]
HQ: How fares the rest of the squad?
Pi IV: Can’t tell. [squish] They’re not responding to vox, and I’m too busy trying not to die. [bolter fire] [chittering]
HQ: Well, you are officially now CO of Squad Pi, then.
Pi IV: CO. [squish] [roar] Nice, can you maybe send some help? [bolter fire]
HQ: Negative.
Pi IV: [clicking] [clattering] Or maybe just some ammo?[chainsword starting up]
PI IV: [tearing] [wet chewing] And a new left hand. [chainsword]
Pi IV: Please. Send. Help. [chainsword] [chittering]
HQ: Negative. However, we send our good will!
Pi IV: I would have thought YOU WOULD HELP! [tearing] [snap] [clattering] [Expletive], that was my last hand! [squish]
PI IV: I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY FEET NOW! [squish] [crumpling]
PI IV: [static]