The Mary Sue Game

[virado]

Alright heres a fun game that i can guarantee will never have two of the same posts.

THE MARY SUE GAME.

A mary sue is a character who is generally lacking any flaws and exists for the wish fulfillment of the author/readers. They are usually overpowered and extremely stupid, dominate the spotlight and are extreamly unrealistic.

So heres the game. Go to the mary sue generator below and post what it generates for you. Every time you visit it will generate a different loathsome character every time.
suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/fatguy.html

Ill start with the best one I ever got.


She appears to be a normal princess except she dresses like a vampire druidess, her eyes have irises that looks like pink roses and her hair is pitch black and is so flexible and strong that a single hair can be used to make bowstrings, but secretly she is actually a half-slimegirl.

She is an interdimensional traveler created by Nazi scientists during World War II and she will fight her enemies with the power to turn her foes inside-out with her mind or to transform into a dragon.

Her friends and enemies call her Cancerhammer Mysteryfang!

Her constant companion is a talking living unicorn who is also part of her soul.

Her favored weapon is a huge ancient javelin which absorbs all light around her.

[Aztok]

She appears to be a normal schoolgirl except she dresses like a elf vampire, her eyes glows with arcane power and her hair is jade green and she wears it like an afro, but secretly she is actually a half-ghost.
She is a chaos cultist created to be the next step in mankind's evolution and she will fight her enemies with the power to crush the head of her foe between her thighs or to eat wild animals.
Her friends and enemies call her Mechafang Lovestar!
Her constant companion is a flying sparkling werewolf who is also both her mother and father.
Her favored weapon is a acidic dragonbone dagger which shoots lightning bolts at it's target.


OH GOD WHAT

JADE GREEN HAIR

WHEREWOLF MOTHERFATHER

CRUSH THE HEAD OF HER FOES BETWEEN HER THIGHS

Dear lord...

[Hive Carnithrope]

She appears to be a normal girl except she dresses like a pole dancing skateboarder, her eyes have irises that looks like pink roses and her hair is neon-green and full of neon-colored extensions, but secretly she is actually a half-werewolf.
She is a scientific experiment gone wrong who reincarnates in a new body every 666 years and she will fight her enemies with the power to heal others by making them drink her blood or to take the shape of anyone she (please do not swear).
Her friends and enemies call her Ravenfur Unicornpetal!
Her constant companion is a angsty invisible xenomorph who is also her bondage slave.
Her favored weapon is a glowing adamantium scissor which can turn into a cute talking cat.

What... the... hell.

This girl is wrong. An alien bondage slave! WHY?

[Deathnid]

She appears to be a normal singer except she dresses like a Inuit bloody nurse, her eyes shoots lasers and her hair is navy blue and is worn in princess curls, but secretly she is actually a half-catgirl.
She is the last of her kind who is also rumored to be a demi-goddess and she will fight her enemies with the power to frighten demons or to dodge bullets.
Her friends and enemies call her Ravenfang Shadowwing!
Her constant companion is a befriended magical doll who is also her best friend forever.
Her favored weapon is a bio-mechanical demonic club which can restore the life of good persons.

oh my god.
it sounds like a combination of Alice, superman and the doctor!

[Lanesend]

She appears to be a normal nurse except she dresses like a Inuit raver, her eyes are so kind that she can soothe wild animals with a glance and her hair is brown and is worn in princess curls, but secretly she is actually a half-pixie.
She is chosen by destiny from another dimension and she will fight her enemies with the power to dodge bullets or to puke acid.
Her friends and enemies call her Darkcreator Spacedancer!
Her constant companion is a murderous intelligent giant who is also her legal guardian.
Her favored weapon is a holy burning machine gun which can be transformed into a motorcycle.

Good thing the giant is her "legal" guardian...

[Lanesend]

Also got this one:
Her constant companion is an enslaved amorous Space Marine who is also her mother.

It's proof! You can have female space marines.

[Fleet]

She appears to be a normal single mother except she dresses like a vampire bloody nurse, her eyes are like a cat's eyes and her hair is navy blue and she wears it like an afro, but secretly she is actually a half-xenomorph.
She is chosen by destiny who is part of a secret organization and she will fight her enemies with the power to summon meteor strikes by playing on a magical flute or to punch people in the dick.
Her friends and enemies call her Powerlover Hitlerblossom!
Her constant companion is a special needs enslaved miniature elder god who is also the reason she lives.
Her favored weapon is a holy spirit bow which can turn into a cute talking cat.
OK...

[ikterus]

She appears to be a normal artist except she dresses like a mad scientist J-pop star, her eyes have one blue and one green iris and her hair is blonde with red highlights and can extend and retract at her will, but secretly she is actually a half-pixie.
She is a scientific experiment gone wrong with a mysterious past and she will fight her enemies with the power to charge into battle riding specially trained battle-retards or to crush the head of her foe between her thighs.
Her friends and enemies call her Darkbringer Hitlermountain!
Her constant companion is a brain washed ancient faerie who is also the phylactery of her soul.
Her favored weapon is a golden adamantium magnum which cannot be used by anyone else.

"riding specially trained battle-retards" LOL! A little political incorrect don't you think???

But I like the magnum!

[w00teldar]

She appears to be a normal artist except she dresses like a punk rock elf, her eyes can see the goodness in any creature's heart and her hair is brown and is worn as a mohawk, but secretly she is actually a half-xenomorph.
She is an amnesiac travelling through time and she will fight her enemies with the power to summon meteor strikes by playing on a magical flute or to corrupt mortals.
Her friends and enemies call her Powerlips Candystar!
Her constant companion is a intelligent Mexican miniature elder god who is also her stalker.
Her favored weapon is a dragonbone blessed whip which absorbs all light around her

WTF?!?!?!? why a mexican stalker?