Worst Continuity Crossovers possible

[Aztok]

I just finished Portal 2, and it got me thinking about what would happen if characters other than Chell were stuck in Apeture science. Then I started thinking about the worst, most hilarious mixes of any continuity ever. So going off of my first idea, here's my continuity crossover:

Imhotep (The Mummy) + Portal = Shortest video game ever

WELcome to ApeTUre SCIence. NEw PortAL OpEnING in 3, 2...

Oh DEar. YOu seEM to HAve TranSFORmeD inTO a CLOud of scaRABs. AcTIVatING DeADLY NeuROtOxin.

YOU sEEm to bE ImmUNE to DeAdLy NeuROTOxin. YoU hAvE GOT to be KidDiNG Meeeeeee...... <Short Circuit noise>

(Roughly translated from ancient Egyptian) Now, with this teleporting technology, alongside these easy-to-replicate turrets, not to mention my near-infinte undead mummy powers, I shall take over the world!

So fellow synapse creatures, what are some other horrible, horrible continuity crossovers?

Bonus Points if the crossover completely destroys the point of the continuity in the first place IE Imhotep don't gotta take tests from GlaDOS.

[tedstea]

lol...................?

[Hyper Kinetic]

Actually, an amusing thought I have had for a while is that GLaDOS in mid-pleasure-climax might sound a little like "Polygon" by ShockOne (even more like it if you find the Agent Alvin mix containing "Polygon" going in to Agent Alvin's "Drift Away"... audio goodness there).
Not exactly a crossover of sorts... but still amusing to me.

I would wonder what would happen if GLaDOS went up against some other computer systems...
HAL: "I'm sorry, GLaDOS. I'm afraid I can't do that."

[canadianone]

daljek: GLADOS you will be EXTERMINATED! EXTERMINATE, EXTERMINATE!

cyberman: Glados, you are unable to be upgraded, you will be deleted

the borg: Glados prepare to be assimilated, resistance is futile

[Trygon]

Why are you doing this to me General?

[Alta]

GLaDOS meets Marvin...

[Tyamius, Shadow Lord]

Terminator(40K) + Left 4 Dead = absolutely pointless

A guy in terminators will not go down to a hunter, crush all common infected, and could go toe-to-toe with a tank making it easy money. You would walk through knocking enemies away and declare exterminatus in the end making the game boring and pointless.

[Aztok]

May 2, 2011 3:40:40 GMT Tyamius, Shadow Lord said:

Terminator(40K) + Left 4 Dead = absolutely pointless

A guy in terminators will not go down to a hunter, crush all common infected, and could go toe-to-toe with a tank making it easy money. You would walk through knocking enemies away and declare exterminatus in the end making the game boring and pointless.

Thats an excellent one. Bonus points if he has a Flamer and Lightening Claws. And is a Black Templar.

[Tyamius, Shadow Lord]

May 2, 2011 7:08:47 GMT Aztok said:

May 2, 2011 3:40:40 GMT Tyamius, Shadow Lord said:

Terminator(40K) + Left 4 Dead = absolutely pointless

A guy in terminators will not go down to a hunter, crush all common infected, and could go toe-to-toe with a tank making it easy money. You would walk through knocking enemies away and declare exterminatus in the end making the game boring and pointless.

Thats an excellent one. Bonus points if he has a Flamer and Lightening Claws. And is a Black Templar.

Well of course he has a flamer, its built into his gauntlet, but he also carries a thunder hammer. Oh and one of the other survivors is Vulkan He'stan, making that flamer twin linked and that thunder hammer master crafted.

But alas he is not a Black Templar...He's even better! He's a (please do not swear) Salamander!

[killercroc]

I know, Mario!

[Aztok]

How about Prototype's Alex Mercer in Assassin's Creed?

(Swearing is Heresy) sneaking around, I'll just tear all the Borgia captains in half and eat them!

Oh look, they sent some cannons at me. I'll just run over there and smash them with my fists!

[The Tomato]

The prince of Persia (sands of time series) in portal. "The enrichmentcenter regrets to inform you that this next chamber... oh, you completed it already? nice backflip"

John Freeman in Amnesia, Killing the zombieh goasts with bear hands.

[Hellbreaker]

Super Mario in Amnesia
"Mama mia!"

[Aztok]

Samurai Jack in Warhammer 40k.

The guy can take on whole armies of robotic minotaurs without breaking a sweat, the necrons are (Swearing is heresy). Heck, any time he goes up against a daemon, its completely out of its league.

How about Gordon Freeman with pokemon?
Whats worse than a mute messiah wielding a crowbar? A mute messiah wielding a crowbar and backed up by six critters that shoot lazers out of their faces.

Deadpool in Mortasheen?

...

No. Just no.

[The Tomato]

Fluttershy in Dawn of war II:
FS: Now hold it right there mr. Just because you are the manifest inteligence of a billion creatures from beyond the galaxy doesnt mean you can just consume everything.

Voice of the hive mind: No mam

FS: What do you have to say for yourself?

VotHM: Im sorry mam.

FS: Thats good, here is a muffin, home you go

VotHM: omnomnom