Secret Mad Libs

[hivefleetcollossus]

We've all played mad libs. Those are always great fun.
I was bouncing the idea off a friend, he suggested I don't reveal any of the content until after I get you to fill in the blanks for me.

You can participate in mine or start one of your own.

• 2 Verbs
• 2 Nouns
• 1 Number
• 2 Adverbs
• 3 Adjectives
• 2 Transitive Verbs.

[Dangeresque]

>Flop
>Scour

>Jelly
>Orangutan

>101

>quickly
>foolishly

>Solid
>Sticky
>Sexy

>Punished
>Ate

[hivefleetcollossus]

Ooops, I need one less Adverb, and one more Adjective.

I just thought it would be funny to add one more noun & Adjective.
Final answer Meridith: One less Adverb, two more Adjectives & one Noun please.

The thing is I wrote this and then backed out without saving, so I'm trying to find where I even had an adverb...

So now I need four more Adjectives, two more nouns. Please. I am certain.

[Dangeresque]

Well then...

>Golden
>Chivalrous
>Blinding
>Vicious

>Potato
>Refrigerator

[hivefleetcollossus]

If your sexy toilet has developed flops or scours, uses far too much jelly per flush, or is simply a shade of baby blue not seen in 101 years, it may be time to punish it. You might consider this a good time to put in a call to the Orangutan, but it can be all in a day’s work for a reasonably vicious do-it-yourselfer. It’s not for the sticky, since toilets are solid and chivalrous, but if you have a blinding potato (or a golden refrigerator) you can save yourself the cost of a house call by eating it yourself.

[hivefleetcollossus]

Right on! Here I have another in mind...

• 1 Place
• 2 Verbs
• 5 Nouns
• 1 Thoroughfare
• 1 Business Establishment.

[Hellbreaker]

+ Your backyard

+ Crash, roll

+ Road, statue, cd, mercury, stick

+ Route 66

+ IKEA headquarters

[hivefleetcollossus]

"I seen hunderds of men come by on Route 66 an' on the IKEA headquarters, with their statues on their road an' that same damn thing in their mercury. Hunderds of them. They come, an' they quit an' go on; an' every damn one of 'em's got a little piece of stick in his mercury. An' never a God damn one of 'em ever gets it. Just like your backyard. Everybody wants a little piece of stick. I crash plenty of CDs out here. Nobody never gets to your backyard, and nobody gets no stick. It's just in their mercury. They're all the time rolling about it, but it's jus' in their mercury."

[hivefleetcollossus]

This one is a doozie.
I've separated the list so two people can contribute.
Don't go answering more than one list now- ya hear?

• 4 Verbs
• 8 Nouns
• 5 Adjectives
• 1 First Name

• 4 Verbs
• 8 Nouns
• 5 Adjectives
• 1 Rank or Title

[Enigma]

List one for me:

VERBS
Run
Assault
Clean
Salt (as in, to salt something up. Like pour salt on it).

NOUNS
Cake
Computer
Firearm
Human
Word
Wyrd (completely different)
Cellphone
Keyboard

ADJECTIVES
Happy
Loud
Irritable
Unimaginable
Imaginable

And the rank is: Lord Commisarat of the Calixis Sector, 3rd Degree Abhuman.

[hivefleetcollossus]

Thanks Enigma!
C'mon someone, let's get on with it.
I have a good feeling about this one.

[Hellbreaker]

And I was gonna sit this one out. Won't happen then.

+ Eat
+ Hunt
+ Crawl
+ Beg

+ Leek
+ Leak
+ Door
+ Tracks
+ Seat
+ Bird
+ Ant
+ Rock

+ Good looking
+ Warm
+ Repulsive
+ Insignificant
+ Black

+ Otto