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[Hellbreaker]

I BWAINJAK! I TETCH HOOMANZ OF WOLE-PLAY. DIS BE LONG TETCH. BWAINJAK SOWWY. BWAINJAK STAT TETCH NOW.

IN WOLE-PLAY YOU WOLE-PLAY. BWAINJAK DONE NOW. BAI.

*shotgun*

Effin' zombies.

Hey folks! I guess you're reading this thread now, knowing that it's me, Hellbreaker making it, you probably expect me to tell you something mildly useful (but not at all). Guess what, I am. So sod off and stick the rp board (that doesn't deserve capitals) somewhere where the sun doesn't shine!
I have a few proposals to make to you idiots, retards and godmodders out there (and the fellow folks that are neither) visiting the rp board.

1. Learn write, kthxbai. Seriously, if you're going to play a role-play online do it properly. For instance, oped the closest lexicon you can find (be it internet or book) and look up the words 'You, your, mate, etc, etc'. Read the descriptions of these strange, possibly magical words carefully, memorize them and EFFIN' TYPE THEM OUT YOU SMUCK!
There are no such words like 'u, ur, m8, etc' in the English language. I don't care if you're a foreigner, you're 8 (in which case you should GTFO as the internet isn't suited for you!) or whatever your excuse is. Give me one reason to and I will personally (although not possessing the power to do so) kick you out of here, this forum and the internet itself! My means of doing so shouldn't interest you the slightest. I'd prefer to simply trust you to speak English on and English forum (unless otherwise noted).

2. THINK STUFF THROUGH! Oh, this must be a new concept to you, but really, it's nothing new. Thinking stuff through has been scientifically proven to increase the relative chance of success something can have. You should try it out.
For example, posting two lines of text with just a dialogue in it is not OK. Especially if you control someone else's character. Try thinking of what you (notice how I typed out the word) would do as well as speaking, I have a hard time you stand perfectly still while speaking. React, put some feeling into what you write (spelling properly helps!) so that it is first and foremost interesting to read even for those not participating.

3. Don't, just do NOT godmod! It bugs everyone, drives people insane and is the cause of WW II (Hitler was a godmodder), so just don't do it. Please? Let the other player decided what *he does. This of course applies to everyone. Just because you could choose to dodge that insta-kill lazor of fuzzy kitteh doom doesn't mean you should, or that it is even possible.
Imagine surviving a bomb blast for no real reason, not getting even a scratch while being eaten alive by a Bloodhound of Khorne. Sure, it'd be AWESOME to actually do that, but is it possible? Think about it.

4. Don't hurry your posts. You're on a god damn forum! Take your time and make something worthy of being read. There's a notepad on your computer for a reason, use it, build up your post and include everything you want to do.
It slows down the playing-part of the game, but increases the fun factor. 2 lines of text is not a proper post. A good 10+ lines with proper grammar, spelling and story telling is!

5. Do not accept my terms of peace with the General board, continue with your lamesauce trash you're doing now. Not like it's possible, we /g/ regulars have already made sure most of you 'role-players' get out and stay there.
If you decide to not accept my terms you can start suggesting names to me so I can create your very own lamesauce grammar less forum. I'll personally make sure all of you idiots maintaining (not creating) this mess that even our moderators are ashamed off are notified of the existence of this forum, I'll pm the ones residing here before /g/ got here so that they can join in on the 'fun' with you.

I am seriously sick of this board. Even now when us from /g/ are having the time of month raiding you I despise it and have to force myself here so I can join in.
I'm not asking you to agree with me, I am telling you what is right and wrong. What is right is the four above proposals (not the fifth, mind you) and what is wrong is you. So accept or start suggesting names.

Thank you.
Cheers!

[Father Nurgle]

ok, lets put this in retrospect here. lets do this.

You general thread users can be America. all happy go lucky with your, fancy American language and your American industries. and lets do this, we in the RP thread are like the middle east. effed up in your terms. filled with nonsense and shenanigans. we do things way differently than you did, or ever thought of doing. in our act, you decide that you must make a change and intervene. to try to reverse these acts. in comes to war for Iraq. (the war for the RP thread)

Now before i tell you whats to happen look at the war in Iraq right now. useless, time wasting, a losing fight, retarded, waste of lives. nothing is really getting done. same situation here. useless to try to change us. time wasting cause we wont really change much. a losing fight becuase you aren't winning either. retarded, do i need to explain? waste of lives becuase what else could you be doing other than harassing us here.

my point exactly, dont make America's mistake of trying to intervene. (they made it twice, Vietnam and Afghanistan) i was about to set some rules out for the RP thread to. the "War within a Chapter" was just to unbalanced, boring and stupid.

on the agree side, i do agree to type out your words, speak proper English, have more than 2-4 lines in your posts and to also make it fun. good god, the reason i started posting in the general thread is so i could have something fun to do in TTH.

[Dangeresque]

KHARN APPROVES AND AGREE'S WITH ALL OF IT!

The saddest thing about it is that it's all common sense...


Sorry, but let me just fix this up a bit:

Ok, let's put this in retrospect. Let's do this!

You general thread users represent American ideals. You're all happy go lucky with your joyous view and methods of life.
We in the RP thread are like the Middle East. We're terrible people from your point of view. As far as you're concerned all that we do is nonsensical. We do things our own way as our culture dictates, and our culture and yours are obviously different.
You decide that you must make a change and intervene with our affairs. Therefore, this war for the RP thread draws parallels with the war for Iraq.

Oh, for ****s sake! I've translated ONE PARAGRAPH so that I'm able to READ IT... and it's equating a meaningless troll raid to the Iraq War? Firstly... you're obviously anti-American or you assume that we are all Americans. Because the latter is not true this is hardly an effective line of argument.

However, that's not even the half of it. This seriously has nothing to do with Iraq in the slightest regard. I don't recall the Iraqies taking over America's land and America fighting them to reclaim it... I DO recall Bush going there to steal the oil though.

Listen to Hellbreaker, he has kindly spelt it out for all to see! Accept the inevitable Father Nurgle... we WILL put quality back into this board!

[Father Nurgle]

I do accept it. I just disagree with your American like methods. Just waltzing right up and fixing things yourself. This post shoulda been posted first anyways.

[mina]

Let it go Nurgle, time to see what change has in store for this board. I have been sick of it, I barely post unless I see fit. I usually only respond to you, let just see if quality exists. If it doesn't then get your pitchfork and torch because I am gonna have a good old fashioned revolution on Danger's corpse.

[Father Nurgle]

i like plan b, i wanna go with that one! i love mobbing with pitch forks and torches!

[salamut2202]

i've been here not so long, and i'm trying my hardest to be interested. i guess the hard part is getting a game when it begins and hope it's popular.

don't compare my with an american plzthxbi.

[hivefleetcollossus]

May 25, 2010 1:48:20 GMT Father Nurgle said:

I do accept it. I just disagree with your American like methods. Just waltzing right up and fixing things yourself. This post shoulda been posted first anyways.

The Waltz is American? Alright...

We promise from here on out to salsa dance right up when we're fixing things ourselves. ;D

[mina]

Poly... Shut up and fix things. Do it quickly now. Most of us have surrendered and the hold out's will come around. Now run back to Fungus and Trygon and Danger and tell them I want this board fixed pronto or else I might accidentally when I am bored in class tell Aux what you jerks did for the last few days. And if I do that I will use colorful language and make it very clear using words like tyrant and goblin who the bad guys are. (And I don't want to do that, I really just want a new and better rp board.)

Nurgle, it looks like we may end up on that route no matter the case. Not that I'd start burning things down yet, but sharpining your pitchfork might be useful.

[Hellbreaker]

Father Nurgle, I doubt you read my whole post. Please, read this quote.

May 24, 2010 19:40:24 GMT Hellbreaker said:

5. Do not accept my terms of peace with the General board, continue with your lamesauce trash you're doing now. Not like it's possible, we /g/ regulars have already made sure most of you 'role-players' get out and stay there.
If you decide to not accept my terms you can start suggesting names to me so I can create your very own lamesauce grammar less forum. I'll personally make sure all of you idiots maintaining (not creating) this mess that even our moderators are ashamed off are notified of the existence of this forum, I'll pm the ones residing here before /g/ got here so that they can join in on the 'fun' with you.

I don't recall America giving Iraq an offer to have whatever they did moved to another location. Did I miss something of the 6 effin' years I've been hearing about it, did I miss anything when media hyped it up to the third world war? I can bet everything I've got that I know more about the reasoning behind Iraq than you and your family does.
Read my post, again, and enjoy this nice cup of Shut The (please do not swear) Up an listen to me.

Accept my offer and nothing bad happens, don't accept it and I'll make you a forum you can call your own and nothing bad happens here.
Don't want /g/ to raid 'your' board? Then either suck it and learn or let me create your own board.

Cheers!

[Fungus A]

I think this topic has highlighted the political motivation behind the raid. Good show HB.

[Father Nurgle]

I did say that I accepted it. Good golly, I was just making you people realize what your like. I just can't wait to use my pitch forks and whatnot

[Trygon]

I am actually interested in backing Hellbreaker. I mean, at the end of the day, this raid can only last so long. Though I think Hellbreaker should get involved with promoting the creation of superior Roleplays to push the old ones back and pull the board onto a decent path. Maybe throw in some re-education topics.

[Hellbreaker]

Now that we have come to have a clear majority (true or not its true.) so now when those bothered to remain in this board has realised why they were 'raided' we should, as trygon put it:

get involved with promoting the creation of superior Roleplays to push the old ones back and pull the board onto a decent path. Maybe throw in some re-education topics.

I should probably write a story and a plan or something. I'll see this board in a few years!

Cheers!

[Trygon]

Honestly, I think we need to unify the Raid Force and the Roleplay's Defence and form a Schema. A plan for what to do now. Fungus has called for the end of the Raid, and Mika already surrenders Roleplay. The war is over, and the aftermath should be taken advantage of. Guidelines and Player-aid threads must be produced for stickies, and example RPs must be started for our efforts to become change.