Post by squidy on Mar 11, 2008 3:17:26 GMT
This is a game where someone morphs a movie scene into a Warhammer 40,000 battle while the others try to guess what movie it is. I'll start off the first story:
"Imperial Titans have reached the first bridge," says the intercom as a Tau drone beeps as if worried. Snow falls from the ice covered walls and the base rumbles.
Tau pilots jump into their piranhas and take off from the hanger into the harsh ice world.
5 Imperial Titans fire their bolken mega blasters at the fire warriors in the long trench and at the rail turrets.
"Tau station 20,440 we're on our way" a pilot says on the radio as he flies through the air in his piranha. He and his piranha squadron fly over the turrets and trenches at the titans while avoiding their fire.
"Alright boys keep tight now" he says over the radio again. "I have no approach sector, I'm not set!" the pilot's wingman says. "Steady there" the pilot says to his partner. "Attack pattern delta!"
Then while avoiding fire from the titans they swoop through missing one of them by barely.
"Alright coming in" says the pilot.
He then fires a few shots at the titans. "Hey there, are you guys still with me?"
The titans ignore the piranhas and shoot at the fire warriors and rail turrets. Taking hit after hit the titans still march forward. One of the titans shoots down a piranha.
After shooting it more the pilot says "That amour is too strong for pulse carbines!" He then swoops up. "Use harpoon and tow-cables and go for the legs, it might be our only chance of stopping them!" He then swoops back down to the titans. "Alright stand by wingman" "Oh no, we have a malfunction in fire control!" "Just hang on!" Heading for the titan head on the wingman gets shot by a bulcan mega blaster. The pilot then starts calling his name for a response the pilot receives none.
The walkers continue blasting more (please do not swear) out of the Tau.
"Yes inquisitor, I have reached their main power generators, the shield will be down in moments, you may start you landing." one of the titan controllers says to the inquisitor over a radio.
"Imperial Titans have reached the first bridge," says the intercom as a Tau drone beeps as if worried. Snow falls from the ice covered walls and the base rumbles.
Tau pilots jump into their piranhas and take off from the hanger into the harsh ice world.
5 Imperial Titans fire their bolken mega blasters at the fire warriors in the long trench and at the rail turrets.
"Tau station 20,440 we're on our way" a pilot says on the radio as he flies through the air in his piranha. He and his piranha squadron fly over the turrets and trenches at the titans while avoiding their fire.
"Alright boys keep tight now" he says over the radio again. "I have no approach sector, I'm not set!" the pilot's wingman says. "Steady there" the pilot says to his partner. "Attack pattern delta!"
Then while avoiding fire from the titans they swoop through missing one of them by barely.
"Alright coming in" says the pilot.
He then fires a few shots at the titans. "Hey there, are you guys still with me?"
The titans ignore the piranhas and shoot at the fire warriors and rail turrets. Taking hit after hit the titans still march forward. One of the titans shoots down a piranha.
After shooting it more the pilot says "That amour is too strong for pulse carbines!" He then swoops up. "Use harpoon and tow-cables and go for the legs, it might be our only chance of stopping them!" He then swoops back down to the titans. "Alright stand by wingman" "Oh no, we have a malfunction in fire control!" "Just hang on!" Heading for the titan head on the wingman gets shot by a bulcan mega blaster. The pilot then starts calling his name for a response the pilot receives none.
The walkers continue blasting more (please do not swear) out of the Tau.
"Yes inquisitor, I have reached their main power generators, the shield will be down in moments, you may start you landing." one of the titan controllers says to the inquisitor over a radio.