Christmas Story Competition

[Roxas]

Hey Guys,

Are you all looking forwards to writing more quality literature? well here's your chance! Remember that EVERYONE is welcome to join - no matter how bad you write have some fun and post anyway!

This time the theme for your stories is christmas and anything related to this jolly time of year - have fun!

Joining: write up a story and post it in this thread before 15/1/08.

Story Guidelines: Your story can be based on anything related to christmas, this can include anything from evil snowmen to a milk poisoning conspiracy involoving Santa Clause and his evil twin brother, your imagi9nation is the limit. Your story can be about anything within this genre but you must be able to justify how it fits into it.

Word Limit: all stories must be at least 50 words but can be anything up to 500 - remember no novels people! keep it short and to the point.

Judging: Post your completed story in this thread or PM it to me by the join by date (15/1/08) it will then be placed in a poll for the people of the hive to vote on their favourite. this poll will be open until 1/2/08.

Tam.

[eetdestroyer]

how is that even remotely Christmas related??

[Assimilator]

eetdestroyer said:

how is that even remotely Christmas related??

sorry i copied wrong story!!!

[Assimilator]

KK HEre is my story. Its called a very Maccrage Christmas! By Assimilator

Sleigh Bells could be heard in the distance on maccrage as The emperor put up his last decoration on the christmas tree, well more of a christmas redwood for its size. A regular marine walked in bearing a large package. He knelt infront of the emperor and said holding the package high " My lord this package has arrived we have scanned and checked it and there is no threat to your persons".
" Thank you my son you are dismissed and merry christmas!" The Emperor said.
" Yes my lord a very merry christmas to you too " said the marine. He turned and began to march out when a very festive vindicator pulled up outside. It was covered in all sorts of wonderful decorations, the cannon had tinsel on it, the port hole on the top had wire lighting all around it and the shove on the front had a light tube on it saying merry christmas. There was a slight creak as the port hole cover opened and a rather drunk Varras appeared.
" Hey there m HIC! my HIC! buddy I mean my HIC! brother my fellow mar.. HIC!..ine whatever " Varras said or tried to say.
" Well someone has been having a good time! " the marine exclaimed.
" Yeah I like christmas pudding too.. HIC! " Said Varras
" Well sir I better get back to the barracks its getting cold out here! " said the marine as he rubbed his hands together.
" Well..HIC!..I'm not on to poi..HIC!..point fingers but hey what ever floats your bo..Hic!..at!" Varras said and by now he didn't know what he was doing. The vindicator roared back to life bellowing smoke out of the engine it charged away.
Varras Shouted back to the marine " Merry boltgun uncle!! "
Back in the chamber The emperor opened that package cautiosly Inside the was a green note It read " elloo empuraa ow arr oo dooin mewy kistmush no ard feelin bout Cardan Prime ye? boyz attsidentli knock downn oor statchoo it good seet tho! " From Da boyz!! The emperor laughed and put it by his throne. He looked up at the tree but didnt see the carnifex disguising itself as the angel of death on top of the tree. He bagan to sleep and the carnifex jumped down THUD!!!. the emperor awoke with fright as the very festive creature jumped don. It had a santa hat and its head had antlers and for once a very red nose. 1 hour passed and nothing came out or went in to the emperors throne room. A marine knocked on the door and there was no awnser. He pushed the door open and saw the emperor wearin a very silly hat from a cracker. The carnifex was laughing more screeching really and they were both drunk as a ripper eating a vineyard. The emperor put his arm around the carnifex. it didnt realise he was holding a las cannon he pointed it at the carnifexs head and pulled the trigger splat! THe carnifex was no more and Sweets and treats went everywhere! " A bloody pinata again!" The emperor shouted!

Merry Christmas and I hope you enjoy it and p.s If you cant say something nice then dont say anything at all!

[Roxas]

i think the hive mind should post his Santa Claus story in here - it's really good

Tam.