Slaantch?

[CylonDorado]

What the heck is Slaantch!? And why is it so great? I know I could probably look this up somewhere, but I wanted to know why my fellow forum goers like it so much.

[Hyper Kinetic]

Slaanesh & Tzentch combined Cult
We know what we want, and we are know how to get it
...
Or something like that.

[CylonDorado]

But I thought none of the Chaos gods were very fond of eachother, even if they arn't polar opposites.

[Overread]

NO walk away - don't encourage them -- its their own forum cult!
They need to be left alone -- don't feed them !!!
come Cylon -walk away from the nutters and return to the sanity that is hte hive mind!

[justinl]

..everyone knows Nurgle is the best anyways...

Sorcery and Sensuality eh? Sounds like fun.

[flyingspoon]

yeah i made that mistake i'm the guy who made the icon

[invictus]

www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1881676

*sigh* I have too much time...

[Enigma]

Slaantch isn't *real* It is just some weird joke that Eet and Tam in particular use. I don't know where it came from, though...

[CylonDorado]

Lol, *walking away*.

[Shas'o Tash'var Kais Pat]

ok, the fantastical story of the conception of Slaantch! goes thus-
Filed 0109894.M41
-*Librarian's note- this is dated to 1502008.M2, but this date is surely impossible*-
The enigmatic minds known as Eet and Shas'o Pat -*Real names censored by the Chief Librarian*- each had their favourite chaos god. Eet favoured Tzeentch and Pat favoured Slaanesh. For a while there was a power struggle, trying to prove that one was better than the other, until eet struck upon the divinely inspired idea to combine these, the most compatible of Chaos Gods. And so the idea was born. But this was not the cult we know today. Until along came Tam-*again,name censored*- who readily joined, making Slaantch less of an alliance and more of a cult. So then these fabled three characters set about converting the peoples in the misguided establishment they called "High School" (Librarian's note: an old Terran place of learning for youths not of the aristocracy) to this new religion and getting them to join the cult. This created widespread corruption as this school was Catholic -(Librarian's note: a misguided Old Terran religion). Among these they created the sub cult of CAT, a nefarious branch that drew in Daemonic Slaantchi cat lovers, and the stunningly sexy but also deadly Slaantchettes, led by the mysterious Nicola. But this was not enough, so they spread it on the fabled "Interweb" also, thus creating a powerful cult. But it was not without its foes, as a shady character known only to these three noble anarchists and chaos worshipers as Eatalot created the rival, and hideous, god of Khorgle, the god of AIDS. And so the two cults fought, with Slaantch at the upper hand, and remain in combat to this very day. Luckily for Slaantch, they could hold Khorgle off enough to scheme, and at some point created the festival of Slaantchmas, a 16 day festival of changing pleasure, the date of which changes every year. Since then they have grown steadily, and this simple tale of light-hearted creation combined with compromise has passed into legend...

*This myth contains many dangerous heretical ideas, and should only be shown to Inquisitors and high ranking Librarians (Epistolary upwards). Those without such rank should only be shown the sanctioned Imperial copy, containing but a loose definition of this Heresy, suggesting that it was all done as a joke*

[Enigma]

LOL. Hilarious.

[eetdestroyer]

yea man!

i'm working on the book which details Slaantch's cration in fluff terms, but it won't be done for a while

[Haraio [MALAL]]

Lol, nice work people!^^
"The Cult of Slaantch: Helping nerds get laid since 2007.M2."

[The Custodian]

Actually it would be 2.M2... Great stuff guys... Unfortuanatly I would join Slorgle... God of PLeasurable decaying...

[Haraio [MALAL]]

Nooooooo! Join Slaantch!
We are even rich!^^