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wisdomseyes1
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Badmouthing other armies! Sept 15, 2010 2:13:03 GMT

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Post by wisdomseyes1 on Sept 15, 2010 2:13:03 GMT

I thought this would be a fun thread!

People call nidz "bugs"
People call wolves "puppies"
People call Eldar "pixies"

what do people call other armies? Just for the spirit of mock-ige

I will say this before someone beats me to it. For Daemons... calling them daemons is insult enough.

Last Edit: Sept 15, 2010 2:13:31 GMT by wisdomseyes1

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Normal. Normal can never be amazing. Normal can never be outstanding. Normal can't be interesting, unique, extraordinary, or fun.

When you look at ordinary, when you look at normal, you never give it a second thought. Never more than a passing glance.

Who would ever want to be normal? Invisible. Another drop of rain.

warp778 Genestealer Posts: 72	Badmouthing other armies! Sept 15, 2010 2:17:48 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by warp778 on Sept 15, 2010 2:17:48 GMT ULTRASMURFS!!!!!!!!!!!!! spikey marines=chaos
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General Chips Hive Tyrant The Tyranid Hive Death Leaper Nothing is more thrilling then to be shot at and missed Posts: 1,136	Badmouthing other armies! Sept 15, 2010 2:18:12 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by General Chips on Sept 15, 2010 2:18:12 GMT Smurfs! (I.e, Ultramarines) How can you forget that?
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Space is pretty big
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Badmouthing other armies! Sept 15, 2010 4:06:12 GMT

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Post by Space is pretty big on Sept 15, 2010 4:06:12 GMT

Elves/fairies for eldar, thought the second of those two could be considered a bit di*ish.

I call the Orks a bunch of pissed off fungi.

Some people call the Necrons "tools" or lug nuts.

I know a guy who likes to say that the Blood angels are that way because they're always on their period.

Tau are called fish or deer or ferrets depending.

That's all I can help with.

C'mon, it wouldn't be a 5th ed 'Nid if it didn't have a (please do not swear) pointless upgrade available!

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kenji10000 Hive Tyrant Posts: 507	Badmouthing other armies! Sept 15, 2010 4:51:57 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by kenji10000 on Sept 15, 2010 4:51:57 GMT My buddy plays Space Marines and just to piss him off i call them candy; because they are brightly colored, crunchy on the outside with a chewy center. He doesn't like that^_^

wisdomseyes1
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Badmouthing other armies! Sept 15, 2010 4:54:33 GMT

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Post by wisdomseyes1 on Sept 15, 2010 4:54:33 GMT

Sept 15, 2010 4:51:57 GMT kenji10000 said:

My buddy plays Space Marines and just to @#!*% him off i call them candy; because they are brightly colored, crunchy on the outside with a chewy center. He doesn't like that^_^

That's great! OMG you made my day. Now Ima start calling everything candy... actually I'll find some equivalent.

"All I am after is a life full of laughter"

Normal. Normal can never be amazing. Normal can never be outstanding. Normal can't be interesting, unique, extraordinary, or fun.

When you look at ordinary, when you look at normal, you never give it a second thought. Never more than a passing glance.

Who would ever want to be normal? Invisible. Another drop of rain.

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Badmouthing other armies! Sept 15, 2010 5:38:16 GMT

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Post by salamut2202 on Sept 15, 2010 5:38:16 GMT

necrons are toasters, there's the elfdar, the wimperial lard, the ultrasmurfs, space puppies, dark angles are emo, chaos is punk and eldark is goth. demon hunters is offensive enough as is, sisters are nuns with guns. orks are shrooms, tau are fish, commies, also smurfs, or more recently tough i don't know how i didn't draw the similarity earlier, halo's covenant.

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dumbdrum Hive Tyrant i see what you did thar! Posts: 1,147	Badmouthing other armies! Sept 15, 2010 6:45:32 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by dumbdrum on Sept 15, 2010 6:45:32 GMT Sept 15, 2010 2:17:48 GMT warp778 said: spikey marines=chaos not really an insult just more-a-less the truth. tau = fish Sisters = space nuns grey knights = ghost busters nids' = wind shield gunk. Grats'
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Badmouthing other armies! Sept 15, 2010 7:11:54 GMT

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Post by Hellbreaker on Sept 15, 2010 7:11:54 GMT

Sept 15, 2010 4:06:12 GMT Space is pretty big said:

I know a guy who likes to say that the Blood angels are that way because they're always on their period.

Blood angels are, and always will be, Twilight fanbois.

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Badmouthing other armies! Sept 15, 2010 7:41:13 GMT

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Post by commandersasha on Sept 15, 2010 7:41:13 GMT

A few more for the lexicon of xenophobic entertainment!
Ratlings: Hobbits
IG Lasguns: Laserpointers
WH Exorcists: Wurlitzers
Gargoyles: ducks
Any heavily armoured 'Nid: Dung beetle
DA marines with robes: Bloke in a skirt
Ork Trukk: Go-kart
Necron destoyer: Flymo
Flayed One: Edward Scissorhands

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I may be wrong.

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Badmouthing other armies! Sept 15, 2010 10:13:46 GMT

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Post by Space is pretty big on Sept 15, 2010 10:13:46 GMT

Sept 15, 2010 7:11:54 GMT Hellbreaker said:

Sept 15, 2010 4:06:12 GMT Space is pretty big said:

I know a guy who likes to say that the Blood angels are that way because they're always on their period.

Blood angels are, and always will be, Twilight fanbois.

Cheers!

How about vladd, the maxi pad?

C'mon, it wouldn't be a 5th ed 'Nid if it didn't have a (please do not swear) pointless upgrade available!

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Grythic Hive Tyrant Previously known as darkstar92 / Cybertooth Posts: 724	Badmouthing other armies! Sept 15, 2010 10:56:24 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Grythic on Sept 15, 2010 10:56:24 GMT Tau = blue, no nosed weeaboo commies
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Helonion Hive Tyrant The Jester Posts: 5,503	Badmouthing other armies! Sept 15, 2010 12:02:35 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Helonion on Sept 15, 2010 12:02:35 GMT Sisters of Battle I always refer to as SOB's. That counts as still being family friendly XD

Psychichobo Hive Tyrant I have a 'status' now. Get me. Posts: 9,198	Badmouthing other armies! Sept 15, 2010 21:20:50 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Psychichobo on Sept 15, 2010 21:20:50 GMT We always call Blood Angels The Special Brigade after seeing that guy's face on the front cover of their dex.
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wisdomseyes1 Hive Tyrant Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools speak because they have to say something. Posts: 5,668	Badmouthing other armies! Sept 16, 2010 2:30:24 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by wisdomseyes1 on Sept 16, 2010 2:30:24 GMT Sept 15, 2010 12:02:35 GMT Helonion said: Sisters of Battle I always refer to as SOB's. That counts as still being family friendly XD People in my area call them bolter... dogs.... yea. Though I like the SOB Idea :-)
	"All I am after is a life full of laughter" Normal. Normal can never be amazing. Normal can never be outstanding. Normal can't be interesting, unique, extraordinary, or fun. When you look at ordinary, when you look at normal, you never give it a second thought. Never more than a passing glance. Who would ever want to be normal? Invisible. Another drop of rain.

Post by wisdomseyes1 on Sept 15, 2010 2:13:03 GMT

Post by warp778 on Sept 15, 2010 2:17:48 GMT

Post by General Chips on Sept 15, 2010 2:18:12 GMT

Post by Space is pretty big on Sept 15, 2010 4:06:12 GMT

Post by kenji10000 on Sept 15, 2010 4:51:57 GMT

Post by wisdomseyes1 on Sept 15, 2010 4:54:33 GMT

Post by salamut2202 on Sept 15, 2010 5:38:16 GMT

Post by dumbdrum on Sept 15, 2010 6:45:32 GMT

Post by Hellbreaker on Sept 15, 2010 7:11:54 GMT

Post by commandersasha on Sept 15, 2010 7:41:13 GMT

Post by Space is pretty big on Sept 15, 2010 10:13:46 GMT

Post by Grythic on Sept 15, 2010 10:56:24 GMT

Post by Helonion on Sept 15, 2010 12:02:35 GMT

Post by Psychichobo on Sept 15, 2010 21:20:50 GMT

Post by wisdomseyes1 on Sept 16, 2010 2:30:24 GMT