SM vs Orks (I kicked but)

[orkblasta]

So over last weekend I had a friend over for a battle, he's an ork player and he's fairly new at the game. This being his second year playing he hasn't yet figured out the strategy of the orks and hasn't won a single game. Well he was feeling quite cocky and was saying how he was going to destroy me and win his first game, we were doing kill points, so I decided to go offensive and put him in his place. The game was over by turn 5, he had 0 kill points, I had 11 kill points. On the first turn I killed 2 squads, and then continued to kill squads as the game continued. I had fun but I can't say the same for him, mwahahahahaha. Don't worry I'm not evil, I didn't actually try to kill him that bad, I actually tried to get him some kill points but his attention to detail and strategy is very low.

Me and all my other warhammer friends are trying desperately to teach him some strategy and how to win a game and adapt to different circumstances, but it's surprisingly hard to teach this to someone with ADHD.

[welshpaul]

Go Team Orks!

[orissan]

That is an ork player for ya
Speaking of wich, i have ADHD too.
most of my stratagy for orks is CHARGE CHARGE CHARGE *tiny dakka sound*

[Buckshot]

ouch poor green skins... but GO SPACE MARINES!(but not Ultra Marines)

[robomummy]

I just charge all my horde at the enemy (just for fun) but those 4 attacks for the boyz on the charge is just too good to miss.

[canadianone]

OI!, i have adhd (have mri contact sheets proving so, not to mention this random tangent), and i get the game fine, i like to think of myself as relatively competent in fact, just kidding, ive tried to do the same thing and the kid just gets bored and leaves

[Ripper01]

What is ADHD?

[Devil's Advocate]

I've found that orks are really the most effective (like Tyranids) when they can get to the enemy quick or force the enemy to come to them - Orks really aren't any good when they have to march into a gunline.

this means bikes, trukks, battlewagons and deffkoptas, since orks have an advantage that nids do not: vehicles and bikes.

next thing he needs to do is learn things like fire discipline, picking out weak and lynchpin units and so forth.

[buglover]

ripper

ADHD = attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, It is a condition which is most common in children, particularly boys leading to low concentration, learning problems, bad behaviour etc. It is over diagnosed and is often used as an excuse for a naughty child, there are many experts that do not even think it is real (my professional opinion is that it does exist, but many cases are wrongly diagnosed). This has lead to a stigmatism towards sufferers that they are stupid and badly behaved. Mild ADHD can also usually be limited by healthy diet and exercise, more severe ADHD is treated by drugs such as methylphenidate (famously known as ritalin).