Private: LewisC vs docterzoidburg

[Lewis C.]

Ok Crazyguy, post a profile!

Name: Shinez Goldteef

Race: Ork

Clan/Faction: Bad Moons

Equipment: Big Choppa, Slugga, Kustom Force Field.

[crazyguy]

Race:Necron
Name:Tek'ros
Equipment:Warscythe , Particle Whip, Phase Shifter
Extra: A relatively new lord who has been sent ahead of the main army as a scout.

[Lewis C.]

Shinez Goldteef jutted out his jaw as he lumbered along the abandoned street "Dum Nobs Runnin' Off... Liven Me 'ere with da ummies..." His gold teeth glistened in his saliva as he passed under a flickering street lamp that had been knocked over , he thought, by a wartruck.

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Tek'ros crept silently through the abandoned city, his massive scythe crackling with immense power, his senses keen, he was listening for something, anything that could be considered a threat. He heard a step to his left and brought down his scythe, the grot exploded without a sound. He continued on, prowling without a sound, suddenly he stopped, he heard what sounded like a low grumble. He crept forward to investigate.

[Lewis C.]

A fighta Bomba Roared past and dropped its cargo onto a building about a block away from Shinez, he didn't even notice, he was too buisy shooting his Slugga at the plane. "Oi! Com back 'ere 'n' pic' me da hell up!" he stamped his feet like an immature child as he releaced a salvo of fire upon the fighter bombers hull. The ork pilots didnt even notice him. As Shinez Goldteef's red beady eyes pulled away from the plane he noticed a metal that wasnt plastisteel, "Oi! Uh are you!"

[crazyguy]

Tek'ros observed the brutish looking green organism. He soon realised that it was something much more worthy of his fighting prowess than the petty insignificant beings he had claimed beforehand. He raised his mighty scythe and let out a disturbingly inhuman battle cry and leapt towards the ork.

[Lewis C.]

The Chrome figure leaped out of the shadows towards emmiting a warcry that no organism could achieve, Shinez's red beedy eyes stared at the thing before his gruesome jaw opened and out droned the warcry "WAAAAAAAAAAGH!" The big choppa was swung in a wide arc, connecting with the war scythe in a explosion of sparks and psychic energy as Shinez activated his Kustom Force Field. He grinned showing his golden teeth and pushed at the necron with all his strength.

[crazyguy]

the lord proceeded to cut the orks head off while t-bagging his body and laughing manically

The Lord was blasted back by the force of the big choppa. He grinned as he knew he had met a worthy adversary. The Ork charged once more yelling his mighty battle cry. The lord feinted to the left before whipping his scythe to the right with devastating force, aimed at the orks thick skull.

[Lewis C.]

The ork turned super saiyan and PWNED the necron!

A metal clang exploded from where the war scythe met his Metal Gob, the ork rocked sideways slightly as it was thrown off balance for a split second. "Ey! Dat 'urt!" Shinez bent double and then rose, pushing upwards in a jerky orky movement that sent the necron up into the the air. With a movement as elegant as a pirate it swung its slugga up and squeezed the thick trigger "Take dis!"

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The Lord felt a thud in his shoulder. He hit the ground with a crunch,he looked at his shoulder and saw a gaping hole. He didnt care, he just wanted this inferior being's skull. He took out his particle whip, it crackled with energy, he lashed it at the ork and pulled it towards him. He took a huge swing with his scythe with devastating force, aiming for the killer blow.

[Lewis C.]

Shinez gurgled a war cry as his large green hand dropped his slugga and grabbed the warscythe. A crackle of energy shot a pain down his right arm, Shinez didnt care aslong as his Kustom force field took the damage. He roared once again "WAAAGH!" he brought his choppa down on the war scythe and cut into it with amazing force.

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The necron felt his scythe breaking and let out a howl of anger, this ork was unworthy of his power, with a huge burst of energy he leapt at the ork, driving his metal shoulder deep into the orks gut, sending them both flying through the wall behind them

[Lewis C.]

As the ork hit the floor, after crashing through two foot of plastisteel, rolled and kicked up. the necron being the one who charged the ork, was above him and the kick forced the necron into the air. He kept rolling and rolled to his feet where he slide, the hobnailed boots digging into the ground. "Oi! Dat 'urt!" he fired his slugga widly at the area of where the necron was attempting to blow it too pieces, when he ran out of bullets he reached for a crude looking ammo pounch with the bad moons logo lain all over it.

[crazyguy]

The force of the kick would have broken the ribs of any normal human but the necron seemed unphased. He felt a spray of bullets shooting past his head, the roof caved in over his head. He jumped up from the rubble towards the ork, he caught him offguard as he was reloading and flung his arms around the ork, squeezing him in a deathly bear hug

[Lewis C.]

With unhuman strength, the necron lifted the massive ork into the air. "Huh!" exclaimed the ork in suprise as he was squeezed tightly. Gurken swung forwards and planted his feet on the floor and lifted the necron up in return, spinning he smashed the necron into the pillar behind him. After doing so the ork flipped and landed flat on the necron crushing it with his huge weight. The ork after a while stood up and flailed madly "Get off me!"