ZOMBIE SURVIVAL!

[squidy]

THERES A ZOMBIE RIGHT BEHIND YOU!

No seriously, if you were sitting at your computer right now, and you had to escape a zombie, what would you do? In this RPG, I say the number of zombies that are around you, and you must come up with a reasonable way to escape.

Example:
The zombie is breathing on my neck ready to strike, when I stand up from my chair abruptly in a fashion that knocks the chair back with the zombie, take the stereo system rack (that has wheels), push it between me and it and when it tries to lunge at me from over the it, I'll take my cable box and smash it over the head until its dead.

Thats one of the ways to may describe it. As this progresses, your power and such will go out and you must come up with more tricks to survive.

[zerg]

awesome. do one for me

[squidy]

Oh... my bad. Everyone gets one zombie.... THATS RIGHT BEHIND THEM (for now)! Then once at least 6 people post, I'll post the next number of zombies.

[zzapper]

I duck/roll to the left, moving up the stairs out of harm's way. Run over into my parent's bedroom, grab the handgun and put the poor bugger out of its misery.

[hereticfire]

Push my char back into the zombie's abdomen with great force, I would then throw my laptop at the bugger to stun him, then proceed to grab my 2 katana's off the wall.



Zombie sushi anyone?

[Zemox]

is this like an RPG where everyone starts in random spots of a village fights theyr way out togeder kind of thing? if so COUNT ME IN i love zombies

[mictlan]

I grab the lamp off my desk and swing it behind my head without looking. While the zombie is shaken, I grab my set of drawing pencils and begin stabbing it, going for the eyes first. It backs off a bit giving me room for a roundhouse kicking, which knocks it's head clean off, but that doesn't stop it. I run off to the kitchen in search of sharp things, and pelt it with knives as it pursues. It's unstoppable! I fall back into the garage where I know there is a large antique pipe wrench almost as heavy as a sledgehammer and proceed to pummel the zombie into a pile of mush on the cement floor.

[Zemox]

I knit my right fist places the left palm against it and drives my elbow up into the nose of the zombie it staggers backwards, grabs a weight bar and start beating the zombie in the head hoping to kill it, the zombie falls over and i stab the weight bar trought its eye.

[Deleted]

I squeal like a big girl's blouse and peg it out of the house, making sure to close the door behind me.

Stupid zombie... made me look silly.

-Fox-

[Hyper Kinetic]

Zombie behind me? Yep...
The chair rolls out as hard as I can, knocking it... as I wonder how the Zombie managed not only to get into a room with one entrance (if the small window is not broken) but also how it managed to stay undetected... I should phase out less often. Leaping out of the way and onto my bed, I reach over for the Twin Blade and double knife given to me for my birthday a few years back (about time they came to good use) because my Hockey sticks are within an awkward bag on my unfavoured side. Knowing that I haven't got the time to unsheath the weapons from their inconvenient sheaths, I beat the zombie repeatedly with the larger knife. When it is sufficiently mashed to a pulp, I grab my favoured hockey stick and start patrolling the house.

[Hellbreaker]

I jumps off the chair fling about half a meter towards my door, runs into my room and grabs my bat and my hunting knife.

I then go back to the zombie first beating it down with the bat and then cuts his throat, ensuring he won't rise back up. And giving me a nice head trophy. ;D

[zzapper]

Wait, which type of Zombie are we playing with? The guide version or...?

[fearofterra]

I push my chair back as hard as i can, grab the big piece of wood thats lyin 'round for no reason (yeah, i dont know why its there.. ) and smash it onto the zombies head. if its not dead, i drop the wood and grab the sword i've put together years ago, and pull the outer stuff away and as soon as the zombies staning up again, i got a nice, long, hard metal stick (smash!) to defend myself (FSK 21, blood and gore..)

[squidy]

Feb 26, 2009 14:52:16 GMT zzapper said:

Wait, which type of Zombie are we playing with? The guide version or...?

I guess just Dawn of the Dead zombies (since thats the only zombie movie I've seen, aside from Resident Evil).

Now back to the matter of things:

You realize that your front door is open because the person infected broke into your house, before being a zombie (don't ask how you know this, I'm just saying this so you don't contradict the story). Now theres three zombies coming in your front door and you hear more on the way.

[hereticfire]

::sigh:: Grab the sheath's for my Katana's, Put em in my belt loops, Go to our gun closet grab a shot gun, and some ammo, and kill my way to my mom's keys. Get in her van, and drive north to hang out with my Canadian cousins, because as we all know, Zombies turn into CORPSECICLES in the cold!!