The Dice gods are with you

[cookies]

Warboss with 6+ armorsave and one wound remaining. 33 attacks from poisoned hormagaunts. Living warboss. 'Nuff said.

[reekon]

Mine is the reason I hate feel no pain on ppl with power armour. That coupled with noting left with decent enough ap to deny saves. Over 120 wounds over 3-4 turns on a squad of 5 nurgle marines stood on one of two objectives (I had the other held with termagants) and never killed a single one! the best I could hope for was a draw in this game. Safe to say I never won though, he killed all my scoring units and was only left with the nurgle marines on his objective at the end. I had no way of even getting something close to contest it. Spent most of the game trying to keep a draw going.

[Psychichobo]

My Zoanthropes, since making the move to 5th ed and buddying together instead of wandering separately, forgot how to do important things like pass psychic tests, hit, and penetrate. They've been stood staring at a Rhino's ass before and failed completely. The worst part was they were later upstaged in that particular scenario by a Furiously Charging Gaunt.


The very worst incident however was a Fantasy match with Beastmen vs. Tomb Kings. Opponent goes first and fires his Screaming skull catapult. Hits my Cygor dead on, causing 6 wounds. My nearby bestigor unit containing my Great Bray and my Battle Standard Bearer then panics and flees 11", exactly enough to take them off the board.

We worked out that, before I'd even taken a turn, I'd lost around 750 points to one shot.

[Soluncreed]

For some reason, I roll stupidly well with the ripper tentacles on the spores. I usually manage to hit with 3 or 4 of the hits. It's awesome. Makes me wanna play orks since BS2 loves me so much.

The rest of the time, my dice hate me though. I think I need new ones that love me more.

[robomummy]

Warboss went through the whole game against marines without losing a single wound, then proceeded to charge a terminator squad with 6 terminators, 7 attacks and all 6 terminators are killed.

[TheContortionist]

this one time... i saved a termagaunt

[voraciousapathy]

I have a pair of Obliterators open fire on a Winged Hive Tyrant during 4e, played by my fiance`.

I roll 4 hits, and 4 wounds (rolling all 6's on my roll to wound!)

She proceeds to blithely roll 4 6+ invulnerable saves, and promptly butchers my Obliterators.

/sadface

[tyranidflood]

i remember the time i played 40k with 1 of my frends i roled like 12d at his litle space m. every d. missed

[Elof Valantor]

I had a Tyrant charge once. Rolled 5 2's. Then preceded to fail all 4 2+ saves and died.

[grarik]

If I run a single zoanthrope, it's almost garanteed to miss the first warplance of the game. If I run 2, they never miss. Dice cane be funny like that

[kenji10000]

Not so much my dice but my opponents: 3 Rounds of combat- 1 Gaunt vs 1 Dreadnought. A draw everytime...

At least until my 'stealers got there

[quickfeet61]

Against a Dark angels opponent, his 10 man tactical squad shot at my hormagaunts, killed all but one, that one hormagaunt charged and killed 3 of the dark angels, he then struck back, didnt kill the hormagaunt, he had fearless (cant remember why) and he lost another 3 marines and then over the next 2 turns my hormagaunt killed that entire squad on his own, needless to say we were both laughing at this 8)

[gazick]

my doom hold his line againts 3 assault marine squads shooting him for 3 turns with a lots of meltas and in turn 4 all the squads rolled an awfull leadership dying to the doom

and also decide the place where gargoyles are landing, misdirect 12" right out of the board Dx

[kurbutti]

In my last game against DE, my Hive Guards had to take 18 shots until they brought down a single raider. OTOH, he missed most pf his his lances, so maybe I'm just jinxed. Later on the fifth turn, I roll double 6's on a Tervigon, loses her last wound and sweeps off my gaunts from my objective as she went down. Oh, and since my Trygon didn't get FNP then of course he got smacked by a 5-man squad of Kabalite warriors hiding in woods.

[nidzy]

Roll perils of the warp 3 times in one game with my tervigon...first time it went off with double 1's, opponents hood blocked it. 4th psychic test...5 and a 6...feels like a victory when you don't take a wound:p

In a different game I killed 3 terminators with 10 gants shooting, then assaulting. Didn't take a wound on the squad...gaunts for the win!!!