Favourite WH40K Quotes

[eetdestroyer]

"Take this you lousy bug!"
*zzap*
"Private! What the hell kind of shot was that, why didn't you aim for the head?!"
"But sir, this codex here says Hive Tyrants are weak at the knees"


"If a man dedicates his life to good deeds and the welfare of others, he will die unthanked and unreSynapse Creatured. If he exercises his genius bringing misery and death to billions, his name will echo down through the millenia for a hundred lifetimes. Infamy is always more preferable to ignominy." -Fabiuis Bile

[gladiusmortis]

"Serve the Emperor today. Tomorrow you might be dead.

[Haraio [MALAL]]

"Life is the Emperor's currency, spend it well."
~DoW opening menu

[CylonDorado]

I like the ones about how they treat menial laborours.

"The foolish man puts his trust in luck, the wise man puts his faith in the Emperor."

"The burden of failure is the most terrile punishment of all."

Thaught fo the day: Seek no reward but the satisfaction of your master!
The dissident invites only retribution.
If you cannot speak well of your master, be silent!

"When the people forget their duty they are no longer human and become something less then beasts. They have no place in the bosom of Humanity nor in the heart of the Emporor. Let them die and be forgotten."

"The loyal servent learns to love the lash."

"Blessed is the mind too small for doubt."

"If a job's woth doing, its worth dying for."

"A questioning servant is more dangerous then an ignorant heratic."

"Hope is the begining of unhappiness." And finally,

"Victory needs no explanation. Defeat allows none."

Quotes like this really make you think "wow, this universe sucks." Got them all from the rulebook.

[christars]

"Guardsman Garvie! Don't touch tha..."
-Sergeant Dembak, final words (from the Meiotic Spore Mine entry in IA:A)

"I do not care what you can see on the starboard side, just get out there and repair that plasma leak. You are this ship's engineer and it is incumbent on you to keep her working. I am her captain and it is incumbent on me to lead her to victory in the Emperor's name, and judging by the way things are going it is incumbent on us both to die in the process."
-Captain Anakis at the Battle of Macragge (Tyranids' BFG "Codex")

[Enigma]

This one proves that the orks are the ultimate leaders in everything, including society.

"The Orks are the pinnacle of creation. For them, the great struggle is won. They have evolved a society which knows no stress or angst. Who are we to judge them? We Eldar who have failed, or the Humans, on the road to ruin in their turn. And why? Because we sought answers to questions that an Ork wouldn’t even bother to ask. We see a culture that is strong and despise it as crude."

[whiteshadoww]

"Our time will come again, Eldrad has promised us. Once more you upstart mon-keigh [subject spits] shall kneel before our power! This time we will not be so lenient! We will exerminate you! Every world, every vessel, every one of you! Eldrad has seen the stars stained red with your blood, and it pleases him! You think us weak, but we will be your doom children of Earth..."

[whiteshadoww]

"War is my master, death is my mistress" - Maugan Ra - Eldar Phoenix Lord

[whiteshadoww]

BLOOD RUNS,
ANGER RISES,
DEATH WAKES,
WAR CALLS!

- war chant of Kaela Mensha Kaine

[Enigma]

Oooh, double trouble...
Please don't necro threads and please don't double/triple post. Use modify.

[genestealer1414]

dunno if anyone said it
"da orks is best"
something me and my freind sayed
freind " why dont you have any units on the table? i thought you sayed you were ready?"
me "oh i am...haha"
(roll dice to see who goes first, i win)
me"time for infiltrators!!!!!!!!"
i won before he could make a single move. pity.

[Psychichobo]

How the hell did you win without him moving...?

[lazarus]

"Better crippled in body than corrupt in mind"
"Ruthlessness is the kindness of the wise"

[waЯu]

"Paranoia is a comforting state of mind: If you think they're out to get you, it means you think you matter."

Ciaphas Cain

[Sledgehammer]

@ waru: yeah, that's one of the best, you just gotta love Ciaphas...

Here's another good one:

"Never argue with a gun-cutter, you (please do not swear)!!!" Medea Betancore in one of the Eisenhorn books. oops, the swear filter killed the quote - well, she called him some orifice...