How a Tyranid Kills You

[Zrascak]

Hive tyrant

Using necromancy on a figure and then put the head between it's legs for fun is not a good idea, especially not if it because it was from the beginning a figurine is immune to the obeyance spells you've cast on it.

[Alta]

Buried Carnifex armed with a Wrecking Ball

Thats an interesting rock...

[Lewis C.]

Ripper falls from the sky and hits you on the head

[Rampage]

Zoanthrope.

You know that smile that's always on it's face? Yea, that doesn't mean it's happy to see you.

[Alta]

Tyranid spores:

The whole party stopped in their tracks. There was something ahead. Something big. A massive, hunched shape, leaning against one of the walls of the corridor, hideous, barely visible in the half-light.
‘Somebody get a torch on that!’ The Shas’la shone their torches at the shape. Their hearts stopped. Ahead of them, filling up half of the tunnel, was an enormous chunk of twisted metal; a broken, warped slab of Kles’tak, leant against one wall. On one side was the Tau emblem, scratched to shreds, fine strips of shredded metal hanging off it, with a terrible, gaping gash in the middle. As they watched, a steaming, hot, foamy liquid dropped from the tears and the hinges, frothing an bubbling as it hit the ground. Where it hit, the acid immediately began to work, eating into the very fabric of the ship, hissing as thick clouds of foul, white steam rose up through the air.
‘The hatch!’
The Shas’vre didn’t need telling. He sat down. No doubt the Tyranids were already through.
‘We can’t turn back now! We’ve got to make it to that generator.’ For once, nobody questioned this. ‘Move. C’mon. Make your way around it.’

Cautiously, one by one, the Shas’la began to edge their way around the great slab of metal, then the hole where it had once sat, barely lifting their eyes from the ground, lest they step in something unpleasant…
Edging around in single file, the process seemed to take for ever; the Shas’vre’s heart had begun to pound uncontrollably. What would they find ahead? Had the Tyranids left? If not, why hadn’t they reached them yet? They were at the hatch, after all… Had they? Had they reached them? Could he trust those Earth Caste? Through his mind, he began to run thousands of hideous reports of Tyranid mind control, slavery and infiltration. All lies of course.

‘Ok, let’s get going!’
‘Wait, Shas’vre – there’s something here!’ Next thing he knew, a Shas’la had been sent flying through the air, only to be stopped, mid-flight; his feeble, puny Tau body flailing as a long, twisting tentacle snared his ankle, dragging him back. Slender, barbed spikes were growing out of the Shas’la’s chest as they watched – no, his head too… arms legs…
‘Over there!’ Within seconds, the entire corridor had been filled with shots as the Shas’la opened fire at the assailant. But it was too late for the Shas’la; within seconds, his entire body had become transformed as spores infested him, filling every cavity of his corpse; the final shreds of his suit, ripped apart by the barbs, fell limply from his mangled body and his helmet cracked open; he dropped the gun, falling to the ground. It was clear that he was no longer himself, but he – no, the creature – still tried to stand up, instantly falling down on broken ankles and cracked hooves; slimy, pulsating tentacles and soft, fleshy, bulbous growths seeped out of his skin, before replacing it…
‘Fire!’ The creature screamed – or more tried to, its cracked, torn vocal tract letting out a long, hoarse whisper of pain, but would not be stopped. It’s pain meant nothing; the Shas’la – no, the thing crawled on, dragging itself along the ground with arms encrusted with alien carapace, gargling, vomiting and choking…

[Zrascak]

Hve tyrant and two carnifexes (using a chaos sorcerer)

I really must stop all thios necromancy on figurines, escecially sice giving life to two carnifexes, one hive tyrnat and one chaos sorcerer at the smate time is not a good idea, the sorcerer is being used as ammunition againts you.

[thethickaman]

one night stand with a HIV tyrant, need i say more.

[dragathen]

kicked in the gonads by a carnifex INSTANT DEATH

[Fungus A]

Trygon, it doesn't kill me, because I have A HUGE CAT.

[Zrascak]

Ordering an artillery strike upon a small tyranid hvie and then rush in because you want to kill some nids and get caught bhy a lictor is not a good combination.

[salamut2202]

a zoanthrope teleports you to 6,000 meters in the air with a whale and a bowl of petunias

the whale is trying to make friends with the grounds while the bowl of petunia is thinking 'not again'

[Alta]

You teleport, but end up in a random cave with a sign that says: "YOU HAVE BEEN DIVERTED"

You then get killed by a tyranid warrior who insists that you keep killing all his reincarnations

[Fungus A]

Killed by a malanthrope, because I mistook it for Cthulhu and gave it a hug.