SPAM Wars

[Facade [TVTP]]

Hey there guys, since I saw some other members doing random posts on shooting each other, blowing each other up, etc. And since Aux dubbed it Spam Wars, I thought, why not make it game?

Rules:
-Be Random
-Be anyone you want (Yourself, A Grot, Stewie, Darth Vader)
-Be Cheesy if you want ;D

I'll start:

Facade pulls out Dual Devourers and shoots randomly in the air.

[Enigma]

Enigma takes some Spiced Ham (SPAM) and blocks the devourers with it, making facade a splode.

[jackjekle]

agent dorland lets out his super scream, blowing up hfes head, and then shoots the corpse, just to be sure

[Facade [TVTP]]

Facade reloads ammo into Needlers and fires away at Dorland. He is shredded like ground beef.

pew-pew-pew

[jackjekle]

ethan tomas pats facade on the back for saving him the trouble, then proceedsto turn his face into hamburger, for use of illegal weapons, then he takes the needlers away.

[CylonDorado]

All humans must be exterminated. There can be no survivors. ethan tomas is caught in an orbital bombardment from crazy killer robots in space.

[jackjekle]

emp man teleports up and destroys the robots with his emp and teleports back

[Facade [TVTP]]

Arnold Schwarzanegger takes out a Revolver and yells, "Ethan Tomas and Enigma, get to da Choppa, naow!" as he fires away at EMP Man and makes him look like Swiss Cheese.

[ErA | zoe)ender]

Then Hive Fleet Ragnarok comes and kills Arnold.

[CylonDorado]

But then they see a GIANT LEAF and they alter course into a sun, where they all burn up and die.

[Facade [TVTP]]

And then the sun explodes!

And now we're all in pitch darkness. Arnold groans, "Aghh, I'll be back."

And before you know it, he's back. And with Indiana Jones and Chuck Norris on his side. Then Chuck hollers and Sylvester Stallone appears.

[Enigma]

Then gandalf the grey, and gandalf the white, and monty... kicked chuck norris' cowboy a**.

And I take the SPAM

[CylonDorado]

"Wait what's the date on that SPAM?", asks Gandolf the Grey. But it was already too late. You eat SPAM from 1989 and are rushed to the hospital.

[jackjekle]

unfortunatly and yet fortunatly at the same time the ambulance hits an alien land mine, kill you instantly, but for some reason re kindling the sun, also chuck norris dies horribly

[Lobsta]

Lobstafex slaps the whole lot of you between two slices of bread and takes a whopping big bite out of the SPAM butty! I then proceed to pick up Chuck Norrises crispy corpse and beat it viciously about the head screaming that he is a now obsolete internet fad. I then set Old Gregg on Gandalf and he drowns him in Baileys Irish Cream! I then pee on Sylvester Stallone and run him through with Glamdring!