Funny death stories

[Helonion]

Well just post your funny defeats from actual games or ways you made up to explain how your troops or enemies troops died.

Only one I have is "That's like saying a Carnifex is hunched over so much it will fall down a hill roll over it's own allies and then crash into Biovores and they all explode taking a wave of Tyranids with them. The IG would reply with "The ****!?" "

[Psychichobo]

Isn't that Striogi's story?

Anyhoo, once my Tyrant charged some guardsmen in a building and missed with all six attacks it had. The next turn it butchered them all. We explained this as the Tyrant flying into a support pillar the first turn and concussing himself, then having the building flatten the guardsmen afterwards.

[Haraio [MALAL]]

Today, my Biovore barrage scattered onto my opponents Land Raider Crusader, and miraculously managed to penetrate it AND explode it. We chose to explain it by the Spore Mine actually hitting the Space Marine in the hatch (modelled with a bolter) in the face, which resulted in him falling down into the interior of the tank and accidentaly unloading his whole clip into the ammunition storage^^

[The Custodian]

Heh... There was a time wheere my barbed hierodule failed to kill a single grey knight... It stomped on it 3 times with Streanth 10 and didnt even scratch it... Arg... 3 1's

[flyingspoon]

a defiler scattering onto itself and destroying itself in spectacular emo fasion

[DAKKA!]

How about a baneblade cannon (hell-hammer? something that is destructive and scatters) firing at a unit of Necrons which veiled right in front of it, wiping out a marine unit in CC. The shot scatters back onto intself and immobilizes the darn thing. Supposedly the crew was drunk and loaded the shell backwards...

[genestealer1414]

oh, where to begin. me and my freinds make up some crazy house rules. (ex.genestealer impregnation of imperial gaurd .... hehehe) so we have a rule where a genestealer will kill one imperial, and then everyoner in the squad takes a leadership test. if they fail then genesteler babies climb out of every hole on the person. EVERY HOLE. then they enjoy it so much , that they go and get thier hair done by armando, then they ar ehit by a flying ice cream truck! ive killed 347 gaurdsmen that way!

[Helonion]

Jun 26, 2008 2:30:08 GMT genestealer1414 said:

oh, where to begin. me and my freinds make up some crazy house rules. (ex.genestealer impregnation of imperial gaurd .... hehehe) so we have a rule where a genestealer will kill one imperial, and then everyoner in the squad takes a leadership test. if they fail then genesteler babies climb out of every hole on the person. EVERY HOLE. then they enjoy it so much , that they go and get thier hair done by armando, then they ar ehit by a flying ice cream truck! ive killed 347 gaurdsmen that way!

I don't think I want to understand that.

[Enigma]

Jun 26, 2008 2:30:08 GMT genestealer1414 said:

oh, where to begin. me and my freinds make up some crazy house rules. (ex.genestealer impregnation of imperial gaurd .... hehehe) so we have a rule where a genestealer will kill one imperial, and then everyoner in the squad takes a leadership test. if they fail then genesteler babies climb out of every hole on the person. EVERY HOLE. then they enjoy it so much , that they go and get thier hair done by armando, then they ar ehit by a flying ice cream truck! ive killed 347 gaurdsmen that way!

I didn't understand a single word in that post. I don't think I want to either.

My carnifex once failed to kill a single scout with a sniper rifle using two venom cannons and next turn was hit by the sniper rifle and lost his last wound. What really happened was that the venom cannon hit the building the scout was in, which had a long long fuse in it, which led to 20 pounds of heavy dynamite right below the carnifex. Ka poom.

[Psychichobo]

I know a fantasy player who claims his treeman, due to rarely killing more than 5 enemies a match, suffers from extreme bouts of Ennui, and simply stands there in combat, watching the skaven/goblins scurry around him, occasionally flailing out and smashing one before letting out a depressed sigh and giving up.

[Aux]

Jun 26, 2008 18:25:07 GMT Psychichobo said:

I know a fantasy player who claims his treeman, due to rarely killing more than 5 enemies a match, suffers from extreme bouts of Ennui, and simply stands there in combat, watching the skaven/goblins scurry around him, occasionally flailing out and smashing one before letting out a depressed sigh and giving up.

;D ;D ;D

I was playing a friendly Tau player in 2k and he managed too kill all my 5 carnifexs during one shooting phase. Next turn a dozen raveners and all kinds of nasty things ran foward over the carnifex bodies and leaped onto the Tau. My carnifex's were thinking "Are we just a wall?!" and whimpered as they walled out of cover

[Helonion]

Did you win???

[Aux]

I tabled him in 4 turns, he was using all suits, I had about 40 stealers, a dozen ravs that wiped him out in 2 rounds of massacuring and combats. Suit's kinda just stand there and swing at you in combat, they don't do anything really

[Helonion]

Jun 27, 2008 1:43:31 GMT Aux said:

I tabled him in 4 turns, he was using all suits, I had about 40 stealers, a dozen ravs that wiped him out in 2 rounds of massacuring and combats. Suit's kinda just stand there and swing at you in combat, they don't do anything really

You lose 5 Fex's in 1 turn but win against them inthe end? Post battle!

[matheo]

Playing as Spacies against a friends Imperial Guard. One of my assual squads had just deep-striked behind his gunline, and then promptly got blasted by 6 Autocannons. Only one survived, and seeing as he was out of assault rang of anything. I fired his boltpistol twice into the rear armor of a Leman Russ, got two sixes and then another six, making it go boom. Our explanation? The men inside the tank were so startled by a high explosive bolt against the rear armor that they promptly set off a shell and exploderised themselves