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robomummy Hive Tyrant Posts: 2,041	the life of a tyranid Feb 2, 2009 21:52:01 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by robomummy on Feb 2, 2009 21:52:01 GMT ravener: I work as a chef in the military and as a scout in Iraq. I should probably tell the men we ran out of Food 6 months ago...but they dont need to know why i am a scout.
	She's stirred up the Internet: God help her The voices may not be real.....but they have some good ideas. Have you ever even been on the wrong end of a green tide style army with Ard Boys out front? Or boyz in battle wagons? It freaking sucks. It's like trying to stop a tsunami of steroid pumped cyborg rottweilers from eating you.

nidcron
Hive Tyrant

Previously known as omgthenids

Posts: 719

the life of a tyranid Feb 2, 2009 22:44:27 GMT

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Post by nidcron on Feb 2, 2009 22:44:27 GMT

Tyrant guard: "I CAN'T SEE! I CAN'T SEE!"
Hive tyrant: "The reason why is so that you don't run away when you see a lascannon shot comming for me, so you can block the shot.'
Tyrant guard: "lascannon? Where? OMG A LASCANNON! AAAARGH!" *runs away*
Hive tyrant: *facepalm*

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Hellbreaker
Hive Tyrant

Notice me Senpai!

Posts: 4,193

the life of a tyranid Feb 4, 2009 19:19:30 GMT

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Post by Hellbreaker on Feb 4, 2009 19:19:30 GMT

Broodlord: hi, I work at the gym. teaching silly humans how to get Inhuman strength.

Zoanthrope:show off!

Gargoyle: I am a skydiving teacher, but I don't know why my students always fall screaming something wierd, like "GHAA! MY PARACHUTE IS ON THE PLANE!" then they make a funny squishy sound when they hit the ground.

Ripper: *munch*munch* doooonuts

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Aux Influence of the Hive Mind Posts: 8,026	the life of a tyranid Feb 4, 2009 22:34:51 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Aux on Feb 4, 2009 22:34:51 GMT Harriden: Mail's here!
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matt Guest	the life of a tyranid Feb 8, 2009 1:46:37 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by matt on Feb 8, 2009 1:46:37 GMT [/img]

123birds Ripper Posts: 8	the life of a tyranid Feb 8, 2009 3:59:50 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by 123birds on Feb 8, 2009 3:59:50 GMT Hive Tyrant: I secretley use the power of the sun to fuel my diabolical scheme to take over the world as i turn all the US, Russian, and Chinese goverment into genestealer hosts to take over the world from the inside.

Psychichobo
Hive Tyrant

I have a 'status' now. Get me.

Posts: 9,198

the life of a tyranid Feb 13, 2009 1:11:22 GMT

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Post by Psychichobo on Feb 13, 2009 1:11:22 GMT

As a Tyrant Guard, I've had many jobs. I was recently a wall, until I found out when I moved and the roof fell down. During the evenings I find employment as a speed bump, by simply sleeping in the middle of the road. Fortunately for me, cars aren't power weapons.

Jun 19, 2012 11:29:32 GMT pipsickness said:

There is one absolute, undeniable fact when it comes down to venomthropes: If you have one and it's one of the 3 units alive in your army, and you're on a killpoint game. The thing to remember, and I cannot stress this enough, is NOT. Repeat NOT to charge it into Abbadon the Despoiler. This does not end well.

lythandar
Gaunt

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the life of a tyranid Mar 19, 2009 5:27:56 GMT

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Post by lythandar on Mar 19, 2009 5:27:56 GMT

I am a Hive tyrant masking all the tyranids thoughts around me on this planet waiting till there are enough of us in normal society and then I will turn them on their friends, employers and fellow employees untill all the bio mass on this planet has been consumed mmm biomass

Swarmlord Tyranid Warrior We call it the Tyranid race, but if it is aware of us at all it must know us only as Prey. Posts: 153	the life of a tyranid Mar 19, 2009 10:42:59 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Swarmlord on Mar 19, 2009 10:42:59 GMT I'm the hive mind and i control all of the universe and u of course
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Fellta Hive Tyrant Hive Fleet Nidhoggr Posts: 1,117	the life of a tyranid Mar 20, 2009 3:41:43 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Fellta on Mar 20, 2009 3:41:43 GMT Zoanthrope: I am a defense attorney. Hey it's not my fault you never went to hive mind college.
	"I will work hard to ensure that the safety of all the people who work hard can continue to work hard." - Project London "somewhere a tervigon is weeping... " "Because the Tyrant is violating it. Where do you think all the Termagants come from, anyway?"

CreepsFromThe Deep Genestealer Posts: 99	the life of a tyranid Mar 24, 2009 4:42:48 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by CreepsFromThe Deep on Mar 24, 2009 4:42:48 GMT ripper:I work at a burial service making sure that the morgue doesn't get too full (but according to them i should be burying them but i don't see the point in that)

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Post by Hellbreaker on Feb 4, 2009 19:19:30 GMT

Post by Aux on Feb 4, 2009 22:34:51 GMT

Post by matt on Feb 8, 2009 1:46:37 GMT

Post by 123birds on Feb 8, 2009 3:59:50 GMT

Post by Psychichobo on Feb 13, 2009 1:11:22 GMT

Post by lythandar on Mar 19, 2009 5:27:56 GMT

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Post by CreepsFromThe Deep on Mar 24, 2009 4:42:48 GMT