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Inquisitor Stingray
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Re: Warhammer comedy!
« Reply #45 on Mar 16, 2011, 9:12pm »

^I lol'd Genevaman! Though you'd kind of expect that thing to fart more lightning, hm?

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Re: Warhammer comedy!
« Reply #46 on Mar 16, 2011, 11:16pm »

It gets worse...

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Re: Warhammer comedy!
« Reply #47 on Mar 16, 2011, 11:40pm »

Mar 16, 2011, 11:16pm, The Tomato wrote:

It gets worse...

Design Team: Yo Matt! We know you like Terminator Armour so we put Terminator Armour in your Terminator armour in your Terminator armour in your Terminator armour so you can fight Daemons with your Terminator armour in your Terminator armour in your Terminator armour in your Terminator armour while you play with Urang-Utans in your Terminator armour in your Terminator armour in your Terminator armour in your Terminator armour!

Matt: This pleases me....

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Re: Warhammer comedy!
« Reply #48 on Mar 17, 2011, 12:03am »

Also, sleep deprivation due to the imminent finals resulted in this.

Edit:Reading this after a good eight hours of sleep. What Was I Thinking?

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Re: Warhammer comedy!
« Reply #49 on Mar 20, 2011, 1:05am »

Good god Tomato I dont know what to hate more, Twilight or Matt ward

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Re: Warhammer comedy!
« Reply #50 on Mar 20, 2011, 2:10pm »

yo mamas so fat, she IS the orbital bombardment!

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Re: Warhammer comedy!
« Reply #51 on Mar 20, 2011, 11:27pm »

What's all the pish about Necrons loving Blood Angels anyway? :|

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Nov 20, 2011, 5:33pm, Inquisitor Stingray wrote:

Boy, do I looove PHILOFOPHY!!!

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Re: Warhammer comedy!
« Reply #52 on Mar 20, 2011, 11:55pm »

Read the BA dex.

There's a reason we don't like Ward.

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Re: Warhammer comedy!
« Reply #53 on Mar 20, 2011, 11:56pm »

The necrons and BA team up to fight tyranids then leave eachother alone afterwards.

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Re: Warhammer comedy!
« Reply #54 on Mar 20, 2011, 11:58pm »

Thats BLASPHEMY! Damn you WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!

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Re: Warhammer comedy!
« Reply #55 on Mar 21, 2011, 12:24am »

Mar 20, 2011, 11:55pm, Psychichobo wrote:

Read the BA dex.

There's a reason we don't like Ward.

I know. Know the rules inside out, haven't read the fluff out of fear. Looks like my fear was correctly placed.

God, it's horrid. Just..... Horrid.

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Nov 20, 2011, 5:33pm, Inquisitor Stingray wrote:

Boy, do I looove PHILOFOPHY!!!

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Re: Warhammer comedy!
« Reply #56 on Mar 21, 2011, 10:19am »

I have a joke for you!

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Oh, I'm sorry, it's not a joke.

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Warhammer comedy!
« Reply #57 on Mar 21, 2011, 10:41am via the ProBoards Mobile App »

Guardsman "Look out they have apes!"
Sergant "Emporer save our souls"

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Re: Warhammer comedy!
« Reply #58 on Mar 21, 2011, 11:59am »

Nobody will escape the greyknights wrath.

=][= fights heretics of any shape

Greyknights are the apex of the emperors servants.

A true servant of the emperor will bow and scrape before him.

=][= lords wear capes.

Sometimes i wish dreadknights were cheaper.

And finaly:
Wards fluff seems more like a bad jape.

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Re: Warhammer comedy!
« Reply #59 on Mar 21, 2011, 7:16pm »

Just to blasphemize(Is that a word? I guess cause I can type it..) ward and his fluff I shall bring us the first heretic grey knights and just to make it worse I shall go against Khorne and give us Khorne knight psykers!

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